lalalala maddie
a-nate-to-remember:

Thought it would be appropriate.. Go Parker!
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate
goals

What makeup products do you use ?

@Anonymous

Foundation- cover girl “clean”
Contour: costal scents palette
Eyeliner: loreal infallible
Mascara: benefit bad gal lash
Brows: anastasia pencil & dip brow

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later